{"id":30256,"date":"2021-10-14T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-10-14T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/?p=30256"},"modified":"2022-03-02T18:29:41","modified_gmt":"2022-03-02T17:29:41","slug":"funny-sayings-for-learning-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/cs\/funny-sayings-for-learning-english\/","title":{"rendered":"100 vtipn\u00fdch v\u00fdrok\u016f v angli\u010dtin\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vtipn\u00e9 v\u00fdroky v angli\u010dtin\u011b se kter\u00fdmi zaz\u00e1\u0159\u00edte na firemn\u00edm nebo spole\u010densk\u00e9m setk\u00e1n\u00ed v mezin\u00e1rodn\u00ed spole\u010dnosti.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Jak n\u00e1m mohou <em>z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 v\u00fdroky<\/em> (funny sayings) v angli\u010dtin\u011b pomoci v nauce?<\/p>\n<p>\u0158\u00edk\u00e1 se, \u017ee i kdy\u017e dokonale zn\u00e1me ciz\u00ed jazyk, budeme v tomto jazyce v\u017edy o 20% m\u00e9n\u011b inteligentn\u00ed. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee je to \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b proto, \u017ee je pro n\u00e1s t\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed bl\u00fdsknout se n\u011bjak\u00fdm inteligentn\u00edm vtipem nebo vtipn\u00fdm v\u00fdrokem v angli\u010dtin\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Proto, pokud chceme podn\u00e9st n\u00e1\u0161 ranking inteligence, n\u00ed\u017ee uv\u00e1d\u00edm 100 v\u00fdrok\u016f v angli\u010dtin\u011b, kter\u00e9 ud\u011blaj\u00ed skv\u011bl\u00fd dojem na va\u0161e zahrani\u010dn\u00ed partnery! Nebo p\u0159id\u00e1 body <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/egzamin-maturalny-ustny-angielski\/\">na zkou\u0161ce z angli\u010dtiny!<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Vtipn\u00e9 v\u00fdroky v angli\u010dtin\u011b (1-20)<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>It&#8217;s true that we don&#8217;t know what we&#8217;ve got until we lose it, but it&#8217;s also true that we don&#8217;t know what we&#8217;ve been missing until it arrives.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Je pravda, \u017ee nev\u00edme, co m\u00e1me, dokud o to nep\u0159ijdeme, ale je tak\u00e9 pravda, \u017ee nev\u00edme, co jsme nem\u011bli, dokud to nep\u0159ijde.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don&#8217;t <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/co-znamena-want-to-wanna-somebody-anglicke-pisne\/\">want<\/a>, drink what you don&#8217;t <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/co-to-znaczy-like-jezyk-angielski\/\">like<\/a>, and do what you&#8217;d <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/prefer-s-ing-to-or-rather-than-anglictina\/\">rather<\/a> not. \u2014 Mark Twain<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Jedin\u00fd zp\u016fsob, jak z\u016fstat zdrav\u00fd, je j\u00edst to, co nechcete, p\u00edt to, co v\u00e1m nechutn\u00e1, a d\u011blat to, co byste rad\u011bji ned\u011blali.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00e1 \u017eena by byla rad\u011bji kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 ne\u017e inteligentn\u00ed, proto\u017ee pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00fd chlap vid\u00ed l\u00e9pe, ne\u017e mysl\u00ed.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>&#8222;One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.&#8220; \u2014George W. Bush<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Jednou ze skv\u011bl\u00fdch v\u011bc\u00ed na knih\u00e1ch je, \u017ee v nich n\u011bkdy existuj\u00ed fantastick\u00e9 obr\u00e1zky.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Always remember: you&#8217;re unique, just like everyone else.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>V\u017edy si pamatujte: jste v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u00ed, stejn\u011b jako v\u0161ichni ostatn\u00ed.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The road to success is always under construction.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Cesta k \u00fasp\u011bchu je v\u017edy v konstrukci.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Where there is a &#8222;will,&#8220; there are 500 relatives.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Tam, kde je (posledn\u00ed) v\u016fle, tam je 500 p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00fdch.<\/p>\n<p><em>[Will<\/em> je <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/pomocna-slovesa-jidla-slovesa\/\">pomocn\u00e9 sloveso,<\/a> kter\u00e9 n\u00e1m nap\u0159\u00edklad umo\u017e\u0148uje vytvo\u0159it <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/?p=59210\">budouc\u00ed \u010das <em>future simple:<\/em><\/a> <em>I will do it.\u00a0<\/em>&#8211; Ud\u011bl\u00e1m to &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Slovo <em>will<\/em> v\u0161ak m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt podstatn\u00fdm jm\u00e9nem a pak znamen\u00e1 &#8222;v\u016fle&#8220;, jako v <em>Last Will<\/em> neboli &#8222;Posledn\u00ed v\u016fle:&#8220;, testament.)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Wear short sleeves. Support your right to bare arms!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Noste kr\u00e1tk\u00fd ruk\u00e1v. Podpo\u0159te sv\u00e9 pr\u00e1vo nosit odkryt\u00e1 ramena.<\/p>\n<p>[Co je na tom r\u010den\u00ed sm\u011b\u0161n\u00e9ho? V <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/kowbojska-kwarantanna-w-rytmie-country-mat-best-tim-montana-piosenka-quarantine\/\">Americe se \u010dasto vrac\u00ed my\u0161lenka z\u00e1kazu p\u0159\u00edstupu ke zbran\u00edm,<\/a> jejich\u017e stoupenci bojuj\u00ed za sv\u00e9 <em>right to keep and bear arms<\/em> &#8211; pr\u00e1vo dr\u017eet a nosit zbran\u011b.]<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>When everything&#8217;s coming your way, you&#8217;re in the wrong lane.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pokud v\u0161e jde &#8222;va\u0161\u00edm sm\u011brem&#8220;, znamen\u00e1 to, \u017ee jdete &#8222;proti proudu&#8220;.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Zapi\u0161te se do arm\u00e1dy. Nav\u0161tivte exotick\u00e1 m\u00edsta, seznamte se s ciz\u00edmi lidmi a pak je zabijte.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he&#8217;s gone.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Polil jsem sv\u00e9ho psa b\u011blidlem na skvrny. A zmizel. [<em>spot<\/em> &#8211; skvrna, je popul\u00e1rn\u00ed jm\u00e9no pro psa]<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Death is hereditary.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Smrt je d\u011bdi\u010dn\u00e1.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>When you&#8217;re right, no one remembers. When you&#8217;re wrong, no one forgets.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Kdy\u017e m\u00e1\u0161 pravdu, nikdo si to nepamatuje. Kdy\u017e se m\u00fdl\u00ed\u0161, nikdo nezapomene. [Jak\u00fd kr\u00e1sn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edklad <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/zero-conditional-anglicky-nulty-kondicional\/\">nulov\u00e9ho kondicion\u00e1lu!]<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Hlavu vzh\u016fru, to nejhor\u0161\u00ed teprve p\u0159ijde.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>If you can&#8217;t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pokud nevid\u00edte sv\u011btlou str\u00e1nku \u017eivota, vyle\u0161t\u011bte tu nudnou \/ temnou str\u00e1nku.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ka\u017ed\u00fd chce j\u00edt do nebe a nikdo nechce zem\u0159\u00edt.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I stopped fighting my inner demons, we&#8217;re on the same side now.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>P\u0159estal jsem bojovat se sv\u00fdmi vnit\u0159n\u00edmi d\u00e9mony, te\u010f jsme na stejn\u00e9 stran\u011b.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Well-behaved women rarely make history.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u017deny dobr\u00fdch mrav\u016f se z\u0159\u00eddkakdy zapisuj\u00ed do historie.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I would never die for my beliefs because I <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/may-might-anglictina-modalni\/\">might<\/a> be wrong.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Nikdy bych nezem\u0159el pro svou v\u00edru, proto\u017ee se mo\u017en\u00e1 m\u00fdl\u00edm.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>He who laughs last, didn&#8217;t get it.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ten, kdo se sm\u011bje naposledy, nepochopil vtip.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7191\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7191\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-33456 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/smieszne-dowcipy-po-angielsku.jpg\" alt=\"Vtipn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7191\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Viz tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/12-funny-vtipy-in-english\/\">Vtipn\u00e9 vtipy v angli\u010dtin\u011b (suchary s p\u0159ekladem).<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>Legra\u010dn\u00ed v\u00fdroky v angli\u010dtin\u011b (20-40)<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u017dijeme ve v\u011bku, kdy pizza doraz\u00ed k v\u00e1m dom\u016f rychleji ne\u017e policie.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I&#8217;m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Perfektn\u011b udr\u017euji d\u016fm. Poka\u017ed\u00e9, kdy\u017e se rozvedu, nech\u00e1m si d\u016fm. <em>(hauskeeper<\/em> je doslova ten, kdo udr\u017euje d\u016fm)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Cheese . . . milk&#8217;s leap toward immortality.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>S\u00fdr: ml\u00e9ko je skok sm\u011brem k nesmrtelnosti.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow you&#8217;ll be afraid to cough.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>M\u00e1te ka\u0161el? Jd\u011bte ve\u010der dom\u016f a sn\u011bzte cel\u00e9 balen\u00ed laxativ (l\u00e9ku na pro\u010di\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed). Z\u00edtra se budete b\u00e1t ka\u0161lat.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>He&#8217;s so optimistic he&#8217;d buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Je tak optimistick\u00fd, \u017ee by si koupil poh\u0159ebn\u00ed oblek se dv\u011bma p\u00e1ry kalhot.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Half of the people in the world are below average.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Polovina lid\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b je podpr\u016fm\u011brn\u00e1.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>V\u011bd\u011bla jsem, \u017ee m\u011b rodi\u010de nen\u00e1vid\u00ed. Moje hra\u010dky do koupele byly toustova\u010d a r\u00e1dio.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u010cist\u00e9 sv\u011bdom\u00ed je obvykle zn\u00e1mkou \u0161patn\u00e9 pam\u011bti.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Nen\u00ed moje chyba, \u017ee jsem se nikdy nenau\u010dil p\u0159evz\u00edt zodpov\u011bdnost!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the &#8222;Y&#8220; becomes silent.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>P\u0159ed svatbou mu\u017e zoufale tou\u017e\u00ed po \u017een\u011b, kterou miluje. Po svatb\u011b se p\u00edsmeno &#8222;y&#8220; st\u00e1v\u00e1 tich\u00e9 \/ nevysloven\u00e9. (Pak se z touhy &#8211; <em>yearn<\/em> &#8211; st\u00e1v\u00e1 <em>earn<\/em> nebo &#8222;vyd\u011blat pen\u00edze&#8220;.)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn&#8217;t.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Rada je to, na co se pt\u00e1me, kdy\u017e ji\u017e zn\u00e1me odpov\u011b\u010f, ale r\u00e1di bychom ji nev\u011bd\u011bli.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>(Den\u00edk) USA Today provedl nov\u00fd pr\u016fzkum: Zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee t\u0159i ze \u010dty\u0159 lid\u00ed tvo\u0159\u00ed 75% populace (zem\u011b).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Constipated people don&#8217;t give a crap.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Lid\u00e9 se z\u00e1cpou se nestaraj\u00ed, maj\u00ed to n\u011bkde (Doslova: nekad\u00ed.)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pro\u010d v\u00e1s m\u00edrn\u00e9 zv\u00fd\u0161en\u00ed dan\u00ed stoj\u00ed 200 dolar\u016f, zat\u00edmco vysok\u00e9 sn\u00ed\u017een\u00ed dan\u00ed v\u00e1m u\u0161et\u0159\u00ed 30 cent\u016f?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Moje \u017eena m\u011b donutila, abych se p\u0159idal k brid\u017eov\u00e9ho klubu. Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m v \u00fater\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>nebo<\/p>\n<p>Moje \u017eena m\u011b donutila, abych se p\u0159idal k mostn\u00edmu klubu. Sko\u010d\u00edm v \u00fater\u00fd.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Jakmile se vyrovn\u00e1te s t\u00edm, \u017ee vesm\u00edr je hmota \u0161\u00ed\u0159\u00edc\u00ed se do nicoty, kter\u00e1 je n\u011b\u010d\u00edm, nosit pruhy (v kombinaci se) skotsk\u00fdmi vzory vypad\u00e1 snadno.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>A word to the wise ain\u2019t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Moudr\u00e9mu nen\u00ed t\u0159eba nic \u0159\u00edkat, to ti hloup\u00ed pot\u0159ebuj\u00ed v\u0161echny rady.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Chuck Norris \u010dasto daruje krev \u010cerven\u00e9mu k\u0159\u00ed\u017ei. Jen ne jeho vlastn\u00ed. [Viz tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/?p=60044\">Pro\u010d GPS navigace mluv\u00ed s Chuckem Norrisem v minul\u00e9m \u010dase<\/a> <em>past simple?]<\/em><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>St\u0159edn\u00ed v\u011bk je, kdy\u017e v\u00e1\u0161 v\u011bk za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 b\u00fdt vid\u011bn kolem va\u0161eho st\u0159edu.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Ham and eggs\u2014a day&#8217;s work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Vejce na \u0161unce &#8211; den pr\u00e1ce pro slepici, celo\u017eivotn\u00ed pr\u00e1ce pro prase.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-10296 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/smieszne-cytaty-po-angielsku.jpg\" alt=\"vtipn\u00e9 cit\u00e1ty v angli\u010dtin\u011b\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>Vtipn\u00e9 v\u00fdroky v angli\u010dtin\u011b (40-60)<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I am so clever that sometimes I don&#8217;t understand a single word of what I am saying.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Jsem tak chytr\u00fd, \u017ee n\u011bkdy nerozum\u00edm ani slovu z toho, co \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pokud jde o my\u0161len\u00ed, n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed lid\u00e9 nebudou ni\u010d\u00edm zastaveni. (nebo doslova: nezastav\u00ed se p\u0159ed ni\u010d\u00edm.)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>M\u00e1te pr\u00e1vo ml\u010det. Cokoliv \u0159eknete, bude \u0161patn\u011b citov\u00e1no a pak pou\u017eito proti v\u00e1m.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>If you can\u2019t live without me, why aren\u2019t you dead yet?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Kdy\u017e nem\u016f\u017ee\u0161 \u017e\u00edt beze m\u011b, pro\u010d je\u0161t\u011b nejsi mrtv\u00e1?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I\u2019d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>R\u00e1d bych v\u00e1m pomohl. (Doslova pomohl &#8222;venku&#8220;). Kudy jste ve\u0161el?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>If you can&#8217;t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pokud je nem\u016f\u017eete porazit, najd\u011bte n\u011bkoho, kdo je dok\u00e1\u017ee zb\u00edt.<\/p>\n<p>[Remake slavn\u00fdch: <em>If you can&#8217;t beat them, join them.<\/em> Pokud je nem\u016f\u017eete porazit, p\u0159ipojte se k nim.]<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>It is a damned poor mind indeed that can&#8217;t think of at least two ways of spelling any word.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Je to stra\u0161n\u011b uboh\u00e1 mysl, opravdu, pokud nem\u016f\u017ee vymyslet alespo\u0148 dva zp\u016fsoby, jak zapsat n\u011bjak\u00e9 slovo. [Viz tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/vtipne-pravopisne-chyby-spelling-mistakes-anglicky\/\">Vtipn\u00e9 pravopisn\u00e9 chyby v memech.]<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>In three words I can sum up everything I&#8217;ve learned about life: It goes on.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>T\u0159emi slovy, m\u016f\u017eu shrnout v\u0161echno, co jsem se o \u017eivot\u011b nau\u010dil. Plyne d\u00e1le.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Lid\u00e9 jsou jedin\u00ed tvorov\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed umo\u017e\u0148uj\u00ed sv\u00fdm d\u011btem vr\u00e1tit se dom\u016f.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Horse sense is a good judgment which keeps horses from betting on people.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8222;Ko\u0148sk\u00fd smysl&#8220; (zdrav\u00fd rozum) je dobr\u00fd \u00fasudek, d\u00edky kter\u00e9mu kon\u011b nes\u00e1zej\u00ed na lidi.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I don&#8217;t deserve this <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/zlote-globy-2020-golden-globes-ricky-gervais\/\">award<\/a>, but I have arthritis and I don&#8217;t deserve that either.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Nezaslou\u017e\u00edm si tohle ocen\u011bn\u00ed, ale m\u00e1m artritidu a tu jsem si tak\u00e9 nezaslou\u017eila.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don&#8217;t mind, age don&#8217;t matter.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>V\u011bk je ot\u00e1zkou (nad\u0159azenosti) mysli nad hmotou. Pokud v\u00e1m to nevad\u00ed, pak je v\u011bk bezv\u00fdznamn\u00fd <em>(matter<\/em> je &#8222;hmota&#8220; nebo &#8222;m\u00edt v\u00fdznam&#8220;)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0160t\u011bst\u00ed je m\u00edt velkou, miluj\u00edc\u00ed, starostlivou, bl\u00edzkou rodinu v jin\u00e9m m\u011bst\u011b.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Don&#8217;t tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ne\u0159\u00edkejte mi, \u017ee &#8222;nebe je limit&#8220; (to znamen\u00e1 &#8222;m\u016f\u017eete ud\u011blat cokoli&#8220;), kdy\u017e jsou na M\u011bs\u00edci stopy (\u010dlov\u011bka).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/4-zpusoby-jak-sex-pomaha-naucit-se-anglicky\/\">Sex<\/a> byl tak dobr\u00fd, \u017ee si i soused\u00e9 zap\u00e1lili cigaretu.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pro\u010d se jasnovidci mus\u00ed pt\u00e1t, jak se jmenujete?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I don\u2019t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Netrp\u00edm \u0161\u00edlenstv\u00edm (nejsem psychicky nemocn\u00fd), u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m si jeho ka\u017ed\u00fd okam\u017eik.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I get enough exercise pushing my luck.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>M\u00e1m dost cvi\u010den\u00ed od toho jak tla\u010d\u00edm \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed. (<em>push luck\u00a0<\/em>znamen\u00e1 riskovat, hr\u00e1t si s osudem)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>N\u011bkdy se probud\u00edm rozmrzel\u00fd, jindy jsem ji nechal sp\u00e1t. (Druh\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1st v\u011bty ukazuje, \u017ee <em>grumpy<\/em> nebylo <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/50-nejoblibenejsich-anglickych-pridavnych-jmen\/\">p\u0159\u00eddavn\u00e9 jm\u00e9no<\/a> &#8222;rozmrzel\u00fd&#8220;, ale <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/?p=58693\">podstatn\u00e9 jm\u00e9no<\/a> <em>Grumpy<\/em> znamen\u00e1 Protiva.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-39687\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\" alt=\"citace o p\u0159\u00e1telstv\u00ed\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>Vtipn\u00e9 v\u00fdroky v angli\u010dtin\u011b (60-80)<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>R\u00e1d bych zem\u0159el <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/sen-o-learning-anglicky-by-spanek\/\">ve sp\u00e1nku<\/a> jako m\u016fj d\u011bde\u010dek&#8230; bez k\u0159iku a \u0159evu jako jeho spolucestuj\u00edc\u00ed.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Tohle je Microsoft. Odpor je marn\u00fd. Budete asimilov\u00e1ni. (P\u0159epracov\u00e1n\u00ed cit\u00e1tu ze <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/spocking-banknoty-star-trek\/\"><em>Star Treku)<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u010c\u00edm v\u00edc lid\u00ed potk\u00e1m, t\u00edm v\u00edc m\u00e1m r\u00e1da sv\u00e9ho psa. [Viz tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/citace-o-psech-anglicky-ne-pryc-on-psi\/\">Cit\u00e1ty o psech&#8230; aby va\u0161e angli\u010dtina nebyla pod psa!<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>You\u2019re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Jen \u017e\u00e1rl\u00ed\u0161, proto\u017ee hlasy mluv\u00ed jen se mnou.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>I got a gun for my wife\u2014best trade I\u2019ve ever made.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Koupil jsem sv\u00e9 \u017een\u011b zbra\u0148 (nebo: dostal jsem zbra\u0148 za svou \u017eenu) &#8211; nejlep\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdm\u011bna, jakou jsem kdy ud\u011blal (v \u017eivot\u011b).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Kr\u00e1sa je v o\u010d\u00edch toho, kdo dr\u017e\u00ed pivo.<\/p>\n<p>[Od: <em>Beauty is in the eye of beholder<\/em> &#8211; Kr\u00e1sa je v o\u010d\u00edch pozorovatele.]<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>A v\u00e1m v\u0161em pann\u00e1m, d\u011bkuji za nic.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Beauty is a light switch away . . .<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Kr\u00e1sa je bl\u00edzko jako vyp\u00edna\u010d sv\u011btla&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The evening news is where they start by saying \u201cgood evening,\u201d and proceed by telling you why it\u2019s not.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ve\u010dern\u00ed zpr\u00e1vy za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed &#8222;dobr\u00fd ve\u010der&#8220; a pak pokra\u010duj\u00ed ve vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed, pro\u010d tomu tak nen\u00ed.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can&#8217;t.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Na sv\u011bt\u011b jsou t\u0159i typy lid\u00ed: ti, kte\u0159\u00ed dok\u00e1\u017eou po\u010d\u00edtat, a ti, kte\u0159\u00ed nedok\u00e1\u017eou. [Viz tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/liczenie-po-angielsku-ulamki-fractions-ksztalty-shapes-miary-measures-matematyka\/\">Zlomky, procenta a v\u0161echna ta matematika v angli\u010dtin\u011b.]<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, find the person that life handed vodka to, and have a party.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Kdy\u017e v\u00e1m \u017eivot d\u00e1 citrony, ud\u011blejte limon\u00e1du, najd\u011bte osobu, j\u00ed\u017e \u017eivot dal vodku a ud\u011blejte p\u00e1rty.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>If Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pokud je Barbie tak popul\u00e1rn\u00ed, pro\u010d mus\u00edme kupovat jej\u00ed <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/nejkrasnejsich-citatu-o-pratelstvi-v-anglictine\/\">p\u0159\u00e1tele<\/a> a <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/funny-descriptions-on-tinder-in-english-bio\/\">p\u0159\u00edtele?<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>God created the world, everything else is made in China.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>B\u016fh stvo\u0159il sv\u011bt, v\u0161echno ostatn\u00ed bylo vyrobeno v \u010c\u00edn\u011b.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you\u2019ll be a mile from them, and you\u2019ll have their shoes.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ne\u017e n\u011bkoho zkritizujete, &#8222;ujd\u011bte m\u00edli v jeho bot\u00e1ch&#8220; (v\u017eijte se do jeho situace). Tak budete m\u00edli od n\u011bj a budete m\u00edt jeho boty.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pro\u010d sterilizuj\u00ed injek\u010dn\u00ed jehly smrti?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Practice doesn&#8217;t make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Praxe ned\u011bl\u00e1 dokonal\u00fdm. Dokonal\u00e1 praxe d\u011bl\u00e1 dokonal\u00fdm.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Those who throw dirt only lose ground.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ti, kte\u0159\u00ed h\u00e1zej\u00ed bl\u00e1to, ztr\u00e1cej\u00ed p\u016fdu pod nohama.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Nikdy ni\u010demu nerozum\u00ed\u0161, dokud to nevysv\u011btl\u00ed\u0161 sv\u00e9 babi\u010dce.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Chyba. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e1 kl\u00e1vesnice. Stisknut\u00edm kl\u00e1vesy F1 pokra\u010dujte. [Viz tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/nauka-jazyk-anglicky-pro-informatiky\/\">Angli\u010dtina pro program\u00e1tory. Nau\u010dte se Shakespear\u016fv jazyk l\u00e9pe ne\u017e C+<\/a>]<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Experience is what you get when you didn\u2019t get what you wanted.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Zku\u0161enosti jsou to, co dostanete, kdy\u017e nedostanete to, co jste cht\u011bli (z\u00edskat).<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_15690\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-15690\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-32490\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/conditionals-with-modals-okresy-warunkowe-z-czasownikami-modalnymi.jpg\" alt=\"Podm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e9 zp\u016fsoby s mod\u00e1ln\u00edmi slovesy, contitionals with modals!\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/conditionals-with-modals-okresy-warunkowe-z-czasownikami-modalnymi.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/conditionals-with-modals-okresy-warunkowe-z-czasownikami-modalnymi-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-15690\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Viz tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/podminkove-vety-s-modalnimi-slovesy-anglictina-modals-with-conditionals\/\">Pokud si p\u0159e\u010dtete tento \u010dl\u00e1nek o kondicion\u00e1lech s mod\u00e1ln\u00edmi slovesy (conditionals with modals), kone\u010dn\u011b se je nau\u010d\u00edte!<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h2>Vtipn\u00e9 v\u00fdroky v angli\u010dtin\u011b (80-100)<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Narozeniny jsou pro v\u00e1s dobr\u00e9 (zdrav\u00e9). Statistiky ukazuj\u00ed, \u017ee ti, kte\u0159\u00ed jich maj\u00ed nejv\u00edce, \u017eij\u00ed nejd\u00e9le.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>hey occifer i swear to drunk im not as god as you think i am.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Hej \u010f\u00e1ble, p\u0159\u00edsah\u00e1m k opilosti, \u017ee nejsem takov\u00fd b\u016fh, jak si mysl\u00ed\u0161.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>This sentence is a lie.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Tahle v\u011bta je le\u017e.<\/p>\n<p>[Odkaz na slavn\u00fd<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Liar_paradox\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"> paradox lh\u00e1\u0159e:<\/a> Pokud lh\u00e1\u0159 \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee l\u017ee, je jeho tvrzen\u00ed pravdiv\u00e9 nebo nepravdiv\u00e9?]<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Men are like parking stalls. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Chlapi jsou jako parkovac\u00ed m\u00edsta. V\u0161ichni v po\u0159\u00e1dku jsou zabran\u00ed a zbytek je hendikepovan\u00fd.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Change is good, but dollars are better.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Zm\u011bny jsou dobr\u00e9, ale dolary jsou lep\u0161\u00ed. <em>(change<\/em> je tak\u00e9 zbytek, &#8222;drobn\u00e9&#8220;, kter\u00e9 dostaneme po zaplacen\u00ed bankovkou v obchod\u011b.)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>How is it that \u201cfat chance\u201d and \u201cslim chance\u201d mean the same thing?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Jak je mo\u017en\u00e9, \u017ee &#8222;tlust\u00e1 \u0161ance&#8220; a &#8222;\u0161t\u00edhl\u00e1 \u0161ance&#8220; znamenaj\u00ed tot\u00e9\u017e?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>1492: Ameri\u010dt\u00ed indi\u00e1ni objevili Kolumba, ztracen\u00e9ho v mo\u0159i.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs harder.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Sm\u011bjte se a sv\u011bt se bude sm\u00e1t s v\u00e1mi. Pla\u010dte a sv\u011bt se bude sm\u00e1t je\u0161t\u011b hlasit\u011bji. [Viz tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/?p=60005\">Gradace anglick\u00fdch p\u0159\u00eddavn\u00fdch jmen.]<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Everyone hates me because I&#8217;m paranoid.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>V\u0161ichni m\u011b nen\u00e1vid\u00ed kv\u016fli m\u00e9 paranoie!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Solution to two of the world\u2019s problem: feed the homeless to the hungry.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u0158e\u0161en\u00ed dvou glob\u00e1ln\u00edch probl\u00e9m\u016f: nakrmit chud\u00e9 bezdomovci.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>You laugh because I\u2019m different, I laugh because I just farted!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Sm\u011bje\u0161 se, proto\u017ee jsem jin\u00e1. Sm\u011bju se, proto\u017ee jsem si prdla.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ten, kdo \u0159ekl, \u017ee nic nen\u00ed nemo\u017en\u00e9, se nikdy nepokusil zabouchnout ot\u00e1\u010dec\u00ed dve\u0159e!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ticho je zlat\u00e9 a lepic\u00ed p\u00e1ska je st\u0159\u00edbrn\u00e1. [Viz tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/blokada-jazyka-speak-english-learning-language\/\">Jak se zbavit jazykov\u00e9 blok\u00e1dy?<\/a>]<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>When life gives you melons . . . you might be dyslexic.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pokud v\u00e1m \u017eivot d\u00e1v\u00e1 melouny\u00a0<em>(melouny<\/em> m\u00edsto <em>lemons)&#8230;<\/em> m\u016f\u017eete m\u00edt dyslexii.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>There\u2019s no &#8218;I&#8216; in team, but there is in &#8218;win.&#8216;<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ve slov\u011b<em>&#8222;t\u00fdm&#8220; (team)\u00a0<\/em>nen\u00ed <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/?p=59488\"> \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 p\u00edsmeno\u00a0<em>i\u00a0<\/em>(velk\u00fdm p\u00edsmenem I znamen\u00e1 &#8222;j\u00e1&#8220;), ale je ve &#8222;vyhr\u00e1t&#8220; (<em>win<\/em>).<\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Those who criticize our generation seem to forget who raised it!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee ti, kte\u0159\u00ed kritizuj\u00ed na\u0161i generaci, si nepamatuj\u00ed, kdo je vychoval!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt . . . wakes up with a stinky finger!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Mu\u017e, kter\u00fd jde do postele se sv\u011bdiv\u00fdm zadkem&#8230; probud\u00ed se s p\u00e1chnouc\u00edm prstem!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>D\u011bti na zadn\u00edm sedadle (auta) zp\u016fsobuj\u00ed nehody, nehody na zadn\u00edm sedadle zp\u016fsobuj\u00ed d\u011bti!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>The only good thing about going bra-less at my age is that it pulls the wrinkles right out of my face.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Jedinou v\u00fdhodou ch\u016fze bez podprsenky v m\u00e9m v\u011bku je, \u017ee se mi vytahuj\u00ed vr\u00e1sky z obli\u010deje.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree . . . and then realize it was your air-freshener.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Jak pozn\u00e1te, \u017ee jste p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 opil\u00ed na to, abyste \u0159\u00eddili (auto)? 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