{"id":63619,"date":"2022-12-01T22:20:53","date_gmt":"2022-12-01T21:20:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/?p=63619"},"modified":"2022-12-01T22:20:55","modified_gmt":"2022-12-01T21:20:55","slug":"vtipne-otazky-a-odpovedi-o-australii-anglictina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/cs\/vtipne-otazky-a-odpovedi-o-australii-anglictina\/","title":{"rendered":"Vtipn\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky a odpov\u011bdi o Austr\u00e1lii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Na internetu koluj\u00ed vtipn\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky a odpov\u011bdi o Austr\u00e1lii, kter\u00e9 m\u011bli angli\u010dt\u00ed a ameri\u010dt\u00ed turist\u00e9 polo\u017eit ofici\u00e1ln\u00edm str\u00e1nk\u00e1m <em>Australian Tourism<\/em>. Jej\u00ed pracovn\u00edci m\u011bli &#8211; typicky po australsku &#8211; s humorem odpov\u011bd\u011bt na n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed ot\u00e1zky.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>A\u010dkoli to vypad\u00e1, \u017ee n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky a odpov\u011bdi o Austr\u00e1lii jsou jen internetov\u00fdm vtipem (na \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 z ofici\u00e1ln\u00edch australsk\u00fdch turistick\u00fdch str\u00e1nek jsem takov\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky nena\u0161el), jsou to st\u00e1le z\u00e1bavn\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky o australsk\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b, kultu\u0159e a obyvatelstvu, kter\u00e9 n\u00e1m nav\u00edc mohou pomoci opr\u00e1\u0161it na\u0161i angli\u010dtinu!<\/p>\n<p>N\u00ed\u017ee proto cituji &#8222;autentick\u00e9&#8220; ot\u00e1zky a odpov\u011bdi o Austr\u00e1lii na webov\u00fdch str\u00e1nk\u00e1ch <em>Australian Tourism<\/em> &#8211; tradi\u010dn\u011b s m\u00fdm <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/trestuhodne-preklady-z-anglictiny-do-cestiny\/\">trestuhodn\u011b doslovn\u00fdm p\u0159ekladem<\/a> (proto\u017ee jste na <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/kurz-anglictiny-online\/\">str\u00e1nk\u00e1ch pro v\u00fduku angli\u010dtiny<\/a>, ne pro v\u00fduku kr\u00e1sn\u00e9ho p\u0159ekladu).<\/p>\n<p>A pro za\u010d\u00e1tek turistick\u00e1 mapa Austr\u00e1lie \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-15742 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/australia-smieszne-pytania-i-odpowiedzi-mapa.jpg\" alt=\"Viz tak\u00e9: Vtipn\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky a odpov\u011bdi o Austr\u00e1lii.\" width=\"533\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/australia-smieszne-pytania-i-odpowiedzi-mapa.jpg 533w, https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/australia-smieszne-pytania-i-odpowiedzi-mapa-300x261.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>sharks<\/em> &#8211; \u017eraloci<\/li>\n<li><em>crocodiles<\/em> &#8211; krokod\u00fdli<\/li>\n<li><em>cyclones<\/em> &#8211; cykl\u00f3ny<\/li>\n<li><em>angry natives<\/em> &#8211; rozzloben\u00ed domorodci<\/li>\n<li><em>backpacker murderers<\/em> &#8211; vrazi turist\u016f s batohy nebo vrazi s batohy.<\/li>\n<li><em>razor sharp coral<\/em> &#8211; kor\u00e1ly ostr\u00e9 jako b\u0159itva<\/li>\n<li><em>stingrays<\/em> &#8211; (pichlav\u00e9) rejnoky<\/li>\n<li>Steve Irvin je zn\u00e1m\u00fd p\u0159\u00edrodov\u011bdec, zn\u00e1m\u00fd tak\u00e9 jako Lovec Krokod\u00fdl\u016f.<\/li>\n<li><em>poisonous snakes<\/em> &#8211; jedovat\u00ed hadi<\/li>\n<li><em>nothing<\/em> &#8211; nic<\/li>\n<li><em>scorpions<\/em> &#8211; \u0161t\u00edry<\/li>\n<li><em>man-eating koalas &#8211; <\/em>koaly lido\u017erav\u00e9<\/li>\n<li><em>mosquitoes &#8211; <\/em>kom\u00e1\u0159i<\/li>\n<li><em>babykiller dingos<\/em> &#8211; (<a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/citace-o-psech-anglicky-ne-pryc-on-psi\/\">psi<\/a>) dingo vra\u017ed\u00edc\u00ed d\u011bti<\/li>\n<li><em>stinging jellyfish<\/em> -kousaj\u00edc\u00ed med\u00fazy<\/li>\n<li><em>sharks with frickin&#8216; lasers<\/em> &#8211; \u017eraloci s krvav\u00fdmi lasery (odkaz na slavn\u00fd cit\u00e1t z filmu <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Dr. Evil,<\/em><\/a> kter\u00fd byl <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wired.com\/2012\/05\/wicked-lasers-shark\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">uveden do praxe<\/a>).<\/li>\n<li><em>scorching desert<\/em> &#8211; spaluj\u00edc\u00ed pou\u0161\u0165<\/li>\n<li><em>fires<\/em> &#8211; po\u017e\u00e1ry<\/li>\n<li><em>convicts<\/em> &#8211; trestanci (zlo\u010dinci)<\/li>\n<li><em>Danni Minogue<\/em> &#8211; Australsk\u00e1 zp\u011bva\u010dka, sestra Kaylie<\/li>\n<li><em>giant spiders<\/em> &#8211; ob\u0159\u00ed pavouci<\/li>\n<li><em>deranged gunmen<\/em> -\u0161\u00edlen\u00ed lid\u00e9 s (paln\u00fdmi) zbran\u011bmi<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h2>Vtipn\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky a odpov\u011bdi o p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00edm prost\u0159ed\u00ed Austr\u00e1lie<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Question: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Answer: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: Je v Austr\u00e1lii n\u011bkdy v\u011btrno? Nikdy jsem v televizi nevid\u011bl, \u017ee by (tam) pr\u0161elo, jak tedy (v Austr\u00e1lii) rostou rostliny? (Spojen\u00e9 kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: V\u0161echny rostliny dov\u00e1\u017e\u00edme pln\u011b vzrostl\u00e9 a pak jen sed\u00edme a sledujeme, jak um\u00edraj\u00ed.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_33409\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33409\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12839\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/przyslowia-pogoda-w-anglii.jpg\" alt=\"po\u010das\u00ed v Anglii Lond\u00fdn\u011b, p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed, v\u00fdroky\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/przyslowia-pogoda-w-anglii.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/przyslowia-pogoda-w-anglii-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-33409\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Viz tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/provece-about-weather-in-england-london-heatwave-idioms\/\">P\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed o po\u010das\u00ed v Anglii.<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: Will I <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/budte-schopni-uzit-to-be-able-to-anglictina\/\">be able to<\/a> see kangaroos in the street? (USA) <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: Depends how much you&#8217;ve been drinking. <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: Budu moci vid\u011bt klokany na ulic\u00edch? (USA)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: Z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na tom, kolik toho vypijete (jak moc jste <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/alkohol-pomaha-v-uceni-anglicky-jazyk\/\">opil\u00ed<\/a>).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney &#8211; can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: Sure, it&#8217;s only three thousand miles, take lots of water&#8230; <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: Chci j\u00edt p\u011b\u0161ky z Perthu do Sydney &#8211; mohu j\u00edt po \u017eelezni\u010dn\u00ed trati? (\u0160v\u00e9dsko)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: Jist\u011b, jsou to jen t\u0159i tis\u00edce mil, vezm\u011bte si (s sebou) spoustu vody&#8230;.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK) <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: What did your last slave die of? <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka ze Spojen\u00e9ho kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed: Existuj\u00ed v Austr\u00e1lii bankomaty? M\u016f\u017eete mi pros\u00edm poslat jejich seznam v Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville a Hervey Bay?<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: A na co zem\u0159el v\u00e1\u0161 p\u0159edchoz\u00ed otrok?<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_31527\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-31527\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-11929 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/jak-narzekac-jak-anglik-po-angielsku-na-wakacjacg.jpg\" alt=\"Angli\u010dan na dovolen\u00e9\" width=\"640\" height=\"597\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/jak-narzekac-jak-anglik-po-angielsku-na-wakacjacg.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/jak-narzekac-jak-anglik-po-angielsku-na-wakacjacg-300x280.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-31527\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>&#8222;Kdy\u017e si nem\u016f\u017eete dovolit n\u011bkam jet, ale v\u0161ichni va\u0161i p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 zve\u0159ej\u0148uj\u00ed roztomil\u00e9 fotky z dovolen\u00e9&#8230;<\/em><em><a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/jak-si-stezovat-v-anglictine\/\">&#8220; Viz tak\u00e9:Jak si na dovolen\u00e9 st\u011b\u017eovat jako Angli\u010dan?<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA) <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not&#8230; oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked. <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka z Ameriky: Mohl byste mi poskytnout n\u011bjak\u00e9 informace o z\u00e1vodech hroch\u016f v Austr\u00e1lii?<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: A-fry-ka je velk\u00fd troj\u00faheln\u00edkov\u00fd kontinent na jih od Evropy. Aus-tra-lia je ten velk\u00fd ostrov uprost\u0159ed Tich\u00e9ho oce\u00e1nu, kde je no&#8230;. No, to je jedno. Jist\u011b, v Kings Cross (&#8222;\u010dtvr\u0165 \u010derven\u00fdch luceren&#8220; v Sydney) se ka\u017ed\u00e9 \u00fater\u00fd konaj\u00ed hro\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1vody. P\u0159ij\u010f nah\u00fd.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: Which direction is north in Australia? (USA) <\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we&#8217;ll send the rest of the directions. <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: Kter\u00fd sm\u011br je v Austr\u00e1lii severn\u00ed? (USA)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: (Postavte se) \u010delem (na jih) a pak se oto\u010dte o 90 stup\u0148\u016f. A\u017e se k n\u00e1m dostanete (z Ameriky do Austr\u00e1lie), kontaktujte n\u00e1s a my v\u00e1m po\u0161leme dal\u0161\u00ed pokyny.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_33084\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33084\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-14930\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/asking-for-giving-directions.jpg\" alt=\"asking for and giving directions, ptan\u00ed se na cestu v angli\u010dtin\u011b\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/asking-for-giving-directions.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/asking-for-giving-directions-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-33084\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>&#8222;N\u011bkdy si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, co se stalo lidem, kte\u0159\u00ed se m\u011b ptali na cestu&#8220;<\/em> Viz tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/asking-giving-directions-jak-se-zeptat-na-cestu-v-anglictinie\/\"><em>Asking and giving directions neboli ptan\u00ed se na cestu v angli\u010dtin\u011b.<\/em><\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: Mohu si do Austr\u00e1lie p\u0159iv\u00e9zt p\u0159\u00edbory? (UK)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: A pro\u010d byste to d\u011blali vy?Prost\u011b pou\u017e\u00edvejte (jezte) prsty jako my.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys&#8216; Choir schedule? (USA)<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is&#8230;oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka z USA: M\u016f\u017eete mi pros\u00edm zaslat program (vystoupen\u00ed) V\u00edde\u0148sk\u00e9ho chlapeck\u00e9ho sboru?<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: Aus-tria je ta zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed mal\u00e1 zem\u011b na hranic\u00edch s N\u011bmeckem, kter\u00e1&#8230;. a, nevad\u00ed. V\u00edde\u0148sk\u00fd chlapeck\u00fd sbor vystupuje ka\u017ed\u00e9 \u00fater\u00fd na Kings Cross, hned po z\u00e1vodech hroch\u016f. P\u0159ij\u010f nah\u00fd.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: No, WE don&#8217;t stink.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: M\u00e1te v Austr\u00e1lii parf\u00e9m? (Francie)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: Ne, MY nesmrd\u00edme.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_23892\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-23892\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-15719\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/roznice-miedzy-amerykanska-a-brytyjska-gramatyka-w-jezyku-angielskim-mem.jpg\" alt=\"Rozd\u00edly mezi americkou a britskou gramatikou v angli\u010dtin\u011b.\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/roznice-miedzy-amerykanska-a-brytyjska-gramatyka-w-jezyku-angielskim-mem.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/roznice-miedzy-amerykanska-a-brytyjska-gramatyka-w-jezyku-angielskim-mem-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-23892\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>&#8222;Jen (zbra\u0148) n\u00e1s m\u016f\u017ee br\u00e1nit. Podej mi ten tes\u00e1k narvala.&#8220;<\/em> Viztak\u00e9: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/rozdily-mezi-americkou-a-britskou-gramatikou-v-anglictine\/\">Rozd\u00edly mezi americkou a britskou gramatikou v angli\u010dtin\u011b.<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: Vyvinul jsem (vynalezl) nov\u00fd produkt, kter\u00fd je font\u00e1nou ml\u00e1d\u00ed. M\u016f\u017eete mi pros\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, kde ho mohu v Austr\u00e1lii prodat? (USA)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: V\u0161ude tam, kde se shrom\u00e1\u017ed\u00ed zna\u010dn\u00fd (velk\u00fd) po\u010det Ameri\u010dan\u016f.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: You are a British politician, right?<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: Mohu v Austr\u00e1lii chodit na jehl\u00e1ch? (UK)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: Jste britsk\u00fd politik, \u017ee? (V roce 2017 anglick\u00fd parlament zam\u00edtl z\u00e1kon zakazuj\u00edc\u00ed zam\u011bstnavatel\u016fm vy\u017eadovat od zam\u011bstnanc\u016f no\u0161en\u00ed bot na vysok\u00e9m podpatku<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/High_heel_policy#UK\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">\u00b9<\/a>).<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: Yes, gay nightclubs. <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: M\u016f\u017eete mi \u0159\u00edct, ve kter\u00fdch oblastech Tasm\u00e1nie je po\u010det \u017een men\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e po\u010det mu\u017e\u016f? (It\u00e1lie)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: Ano, v no\u010dn\u00edch gay klubech.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_39470\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-39470\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-202 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/homofony.jpg\" alt=\"Anglick\u00e9 homonyma homografy homofony oronima\" width=\"640\" height=\"494\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/homofony.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/homofony-300x232.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-39470\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Viz tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/homonyma-homografy-homofony-v-anglictinie\/\">Homografy? Homonyma? Homofony? Nebojte se homo!<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: Only at Christmas. <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: Slav\u00edte V\u00e1noce v Austr\u00e1lii? (Francie)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: Pouze o V\u00e1noc\u00edch.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: Not yet, but for you, we&#8217;ll import them.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: Existuj\u00ed v Austr\u00e1lii v\u010del\u00ed zabij\u00e1ci? (N\u011bmecko)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: Zat\u00edm ne, ale dovezeme je pro v\u00e1s.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter gatherers. Milk is illegal.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: Jsou v Sydney supermarkety a je ml\u00e9ko k dost\u00e1n\u00ed po cel\u00fd rok? (N\u011bmecko)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: Ne, jsme m\u00edrumilovn\u00e1 civilizace vegansk\u00fdch lovc\u016f a sb\u011bra\u010d\u016f. Ml\u00e9ko je neleg\u00e1ln\u00ed.<\/p>\n<h3>Vtipn\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky a odpov\u011bdi o Austr\u00e1lii, na kter\u00e9 se ptali angli\u010dt\u00ed a ameri\u010dt\u00ed turist\u00e9 na ofici\u00e1ln\u00edch str\u00e1nk\u00e1ch Australian Tourism<\/h3>\n<figure id=\"attachment_60484\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-60484\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-60484 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/anglictina-vakace-mobile-kurz-cs.webp\" alt=\"kurz anglictiny\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/anglictina-vakace-mobile-kurz-cs.webp 640w, https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/09\/anglictina-vakace-mobile-kurz-cs-300x225.webp 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-60484\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Fotografie z aplikace pro v\u00fduku angli\u010dtiny Speakingo.<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: Po\u0161lete mi pros\u00edm seznam v\u0161ech l\u00e9ka\u0159\u016f v Austr\u00e1lii, kte\u0159\u00ed mohou podat protil\u00e1tku proti (u\u0161tknut\u00ed ch\u0159est\u00fd\u0161em). (USA)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: Ch\u0159est\u00fd\u0161i \u017eij\u00ed v A-me-ry-ka, odkud poch\u00e1z\u00edte. V\u0161ichni austral\u0161t\u00ed hadi jsou naprosto ne\u0161kodn\u00ed, lze s nimi bezpe\u010dn\u011b manipulovat a jsou skv\u011bl\u00fdmi dom\u00e1c\u00edmi mazl\u00ed\u010dky. [V Austr\u00e1lii \u017eije 100 druh\u016f jedovat\u00fdch had\u016f, z nich\u017e 12 je smrteln\u011b nebezpe\u010dn\u00fdch.]<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It&#8217;s a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: It&#8217;s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. <\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: M\u00e1m dotaz na zn\u00e1m\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159e v Austr\u00e1lii, ale zapomn\u011bl jsem jeho jm\u00e9no. Je to druh medv\u011bda, kter\u00fd \u017eije na stromech. (USA)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: \u0158\u00edk\u00e1 se jim Padaj\u00edc\u00ed Medv\u011bdi. Jmenuj\u00ed se tak proto, \u017ee padaj\u00ed z eukalypt\u016f (&#8222;gumovn\u00edk\u016f&#8220;) a po\u017e\u00edraj\u00ed <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/ucenim-anglictiny-zlepsujete-funkci-mozku\/\">mozek<\/a> ka\u017ed\u00e9ho, kdo pod nimi projde. M\u016f\u017eete je odradit t\u00edm, \u017ee se p\u0159ed proch\u00e1zkou post\u0159\u00edk\u00e1te lidskou mo\u010d\u00ed.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_30257\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-30257\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-15705\" src=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/smieszne-powiedzonka-po-angielsku.jpg\" alt=\"legra\u010dn\u00ed v\u00fdroky v angli\u010dtin\u011b, v\u00fdroky, citace\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/smieszne-powiedzonka-po-angielsku.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.speakingo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/smieszne-powiedzonka-po-angielsku-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-30257\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Viz tak\u00e9: <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/funny-sayings-for-learning-english\/\">100 vtipn\u00fdch r\u010den\u00ed v angli\u010dtin\u011b (nebo jak zaz\u00e1\u0159it ve spole\u010dnosti?).<\/a><\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: V roce 1969 jsem byl v Austr\u00e1lii na v\u00fdlet\u011b (typu) <em>Rest + Relax<\/em> a r\u00e1d bych kontaktoval d\u00edvku, se kterou jsem chodil b\u011bhem sv\u00e9ho pobytu v Kings Cross. M\u016f\u017eete n\u011bjak pomoci? (USA)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: Ano, ale stejn\u011b j\u00ed budete muset zaplatit za (ka\u017edou) hodinu.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><em>Q: Will I be able to <strong>speek<\/strong> English most places I go? (USA)<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>A: Yes, but you&#8217;ll have to learn it first.<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka: <strong>Domlouvjim<\/strong> se anglicky na v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b m\u00edst, kam p\u0159ijedu? (USA)<\/p>\n<p>Odpov\u011b\u010f: Ano, ale nejd\u0159\u00edve se mus\u00edte nau\u010dit <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/blokada-jazyka-speak-english-learning-language\/\">(mluvit) anglicky.<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>A chcete se nau\u010dit mluvit anglicky jako Australan nebo Australanka?<\/h2>\n<p>P\u0159esto\u017ee mezi australsk\u00fdm a britsk\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edzvukem existuj\u00ed drobn\u00e9 rozd\u00edly, v\u011bt\u0161ina gramatiky a slovn\u00ed z\u00e1soby je stejn\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Proto je <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/kurz-anglictiny-online\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">online kurz angli\u010dtiny Speakingo<\/a> ide\u00e1ln\u00ed, pokud cestujete do Austr\u00e1lie, ale tak\u00e9 na Nov\u00fd Z\u00e9land, do Ameriky, Afriky&#8230;.. nebo prakticky v jak\u00e9koli jin\u00e9 zemi, proto\u017ee angli\u010dtina je dnes mezin\u00e1rodn\u00edm jazykem!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Nejlep\u0161\u00ed je, \u017ee ve Speakingo nejde o nudn\u00e9 procvi\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed gramatiky nebo slovn\u00ed z\u00e1soby, ale o opakov\u00e1n\u00ed <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/uceni-v-anglictine-v-plnych-vetach\/\">zaj\u00edmav\u00fdch v\u011bt<\/a> a prohl\u00ed\u017een\u00ed kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch obr\u00e1zk\u016f. <a href=\"https:\/\/speakingo.com\/cs\/konverzace-v-anglictine-online\/\">U\u010d\u00edte se anglicky prost\u0159ednictv\u00edm konverzace<\/a> a v\u0161echny znalosti &#8211; jako kdy\u017e se d\u00edt\u011b u\u010d\u00ed mluvit &#8211; se v\u00e1m dostanou do hlavy samy!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tak uvoln\u011bn\u011b, po australsku!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b je nejlep\u0161\u00ed si tuto senza\u010dn\u00ed a \u00fa\u010dinnou metodu v\u00fduky angli\u010dtiny vyzkou\u0161et s\u00e1m nebo sama &#8211; prvn\u00ed t\u00fdden m\u00e1te stejn\u011b zdarma a nez\u00e1vazn\u011b!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><em>Byl jste t\u0159eba v Austr\u00e1lii? Jak\u00e9 jsou va\u0161e dojmy? Nebo zn\u00e1te n\u011bjak\u00e9 dal\u0161\u00ed vtipn\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky a odpov\u011bdi o Austr\u00e1lii? Pod\u011blte se o sv\u00e1 dobrodru\u017estv\u00ed v koment\u00e1\u0159\u00edch.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Zaregistrujte se na online kurz angli\u010dtiny Speakingo!<\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Chcete pochopit Australany? Za\u010dni mluvit jako oni!<\/h3>\n<hr \/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na internetu koluj\u00ed vtipn\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky a odpov\u011bdi o Austr\u00e1lii, kter\u00e9 m\u011bli angli\u010dt\u00ed a ameri\u010dt\u00ed turist\u00e9 polo\u017eit ofici\u00e1ln\u00edm str\u00e1nk\u00e1m Australian Tourism. Jej\u00ed pracovn\u00edci m\u011bli &#8211; typicky po australsku &#8211; s humorem odpov\u011bd\u011bt na n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed ot\u00e1zky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":52754,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4337,3685,3653,3380],"tags":[8299,8300,8301,4674,8298],"class_list":["post-63619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anglicky-humor","category-emigrantuv-roh","category-anglicka-slova-a-idiomy","category-ucebna","tag-australia-australie","tag-humpo-cs","tag-otazky","tag-qa-cs","tag-vtipne-otazky-a-odpovedi-o-australii"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v27.4 (Yoast SEO v27.4) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Vtipn\u00e9 ot\u00e1zky a odpov\u011bdi o Austr\u00e1lii &#8902; 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